Five questions politicians will never hear (or maybe they will)

1) "Senator Obama, how will your being Muslim affect the Zionist conspiracy?"

2) "Senator Clinton, why was your Sopranos spoof sooooooo awkward?"

3) "Dr. [Ron] Paul, why are you Don Quixote?"

4) "Senator McCain, why are your pupils so HUGE?"

5) "President Bush, what do you think about criticism that says your administration botched the staging of 9-11?"